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SCENE:  August-ish... Start MS-1, Semester 1

You:  "Oh, hi.  So you're a med student here?"
Him:  "Yeah, first year, like you."
You:  "Where are you from?/Where did you go to college?"
Him:  "Chicago--what about you?"
You:  "Oh, a small liberal arts school in Springfield, MO."
Him:  "So, you wanna go steady/be my girlfriend/hook up and see what happens?"
You:  "Sure!  I'm totally into med-cesting.  I've heard it's the best way to ensure the future strength of a relationship... especially when you date someone in your own class."
Him:  "I agree."

SCENE:  End of May... End MS-1, Semester 2

You:  "Wow, first year is over!  It went so fast, I hardly had time to catch my breath!  I can't imagine what the rest of med school will be like..."
Him:  "Hey, we've been together for, OMG, 9 months now. Want to meet my parents?"
You:  "Yes!  I'll have my parents come up too--they can visit our new cohabitat condo!"
Him:  "Great idea."  .......... "By the way, wanna get married?"
You:  "Of course!  Don't be silly... I don't need any more time to get to know you or figure out my own life!"

I'm sorry.  I don't want to sound like a total bitch or anything, but...  Seriously?

These two just replaced my top pick for Most Ridiculous Med School Couple.